soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018

valentina king

short wanker who likes men in utah and barcelona (and women)

valentina king flicky big batti gyal

by guddanygrapes November 29, 2021

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

King Joshua

Name of the King of Octavia, someone who is kind and forgiving to everyone around him and never fails to keep you smiling and do his best ♡ Also known as; Lord R.A.M, Joshy, My Snorlax ☆ It is the name of someone worth fighting for. Someone to love.

"I would wait a thousand years to find my King Joshua"

by Lady-Zuriel August 1, 2018

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019