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helpful douche

someone who is overwhelmingly helpful but comes off as a jackass
-hey guys instead of helping you finish this project am just going to stand in a corner and dictate everything that needs to be done and tell you how bad of a job your doing.
-thanks helpful douche
by lydia5 December 30, 2008
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Douche Chill

1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.

1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.

1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.

2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.
A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.
by chrispyr September 19, 2006
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dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"
by Wicked665 July 22, 2006
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Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.
Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.
by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014
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Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
by KK Vegas August 2, 2010
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douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.
Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.
by gasummer09 May 30, 2009
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Douche-a-litus

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.
'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'
by TandC May 5, 2009
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