Doing a Toby

A self centred, arrogant and somewhat annoying act. Fuled by self indulgence super uber coolness and an unhealthy love for oneself. Generally spawned in the Cranborne area and can be seen stretching out a dang as far as Wimborne town.
Do not approach anyone who is about to do a Toby as the sheer uber coolness may cause one to internally combust.

I was up the Inn On The Chase last night. Outside I saw a flash of light and explosion of sheer and utter coolness.
When the uber cool smoke had gone it revealed the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life.
Boy o boy that Toby Thorne really knows allaboutdoingatoby...
Hey you guys did you see how fucking cool I am you should really learn all about doing a Toby. I'm so smoking hot right now you guys! And I'm probably the most mature guy you'll ever meet.

by big gizzle October 18, 2013

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Doing the Jonah

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends

Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded

by Hasaf May 13, 2019

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Doing a Mig

When you resign from your job but a worldwide pandemic derails your plans, so you beg for your old job back.

"I was going to take on a new job overseas but they had to go into harsh lockdown, so I ended up doing a Mig and stayed in Australia"

by Manjers October 14, 2020

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stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

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Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

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Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

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