cooter ivy

poison ivy found on or around the vagina

After wiping with the unfamiliar leaf, I have cooter ivy!!

cooter ivy by quinta November 19, 2010

cooterville 

Where a redneck says he's been after he's gotten a piece of pussy.

I visited Cooterville last night, but had to leave, as the fishy smell knocked my dick limp, and it was as loose as a well banged screen door.

cooterville by craxd October 18, 2011

Cooter Biscuit 

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

Cooter Biscuit by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

Cooter bumping

The act of two adults with vaginal genetalia in a scissoring motion, bump each other's clitorises... also known as Cochise bumping... see Tracy Lee Freeman's diagram for further images

Hey Christina, would you like to try the art of cooter bumping with me?

Cooter bumping by Albert Jason Einstein January 5, 2017

Rooted Cooter 

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

Rooted Cooter by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 9, 2008

Pooter Cooter 

Female genitalia which exudes a smelly odor.

Also can be described as winther-esque

pooter cooter vajayjay

Pooter Cooter by noreply9 September 26, 2011

Cooter Shooter 

a penis, derived from the the idea of a penis being a shooter and being placed in a women's fluff of flesh

he showed me his cooter shooter

Cooter Shooter by meff January 8, 2008