When you're about to go out with the goal of having intercourse with a girl, but realize you have no game or no money and the middle eastern you ate earlier is acting up. You head somewhere to masturbate but end up shitting yourself, so you decide to use your own diarrhea as lube.
by Jimmy Longlegs January 8, 2018
Get the Dirty Nazeermug. by Smooshed Sponge December 17, 2017
Get the Dirty Drewmug. by tdj May 19, 2006
Get the dirty cigarmug. by If yk me ignore this plis April 16, 2020
Get the dirty anamug. Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.
Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
Get the Dirty Hippomug. by Sir Whores alot November 21, 2005
Get the dip in the dirtymug. A "Dirty Isla" is when your girl is choking on your cock, and you twist her nipple till she screams and drop a load at the same time.
by Isabelle2971 December 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Islamug.