oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

how will you love me

how will you love me is a phrase of ‘how will you fuck me’, and is often used to ask a sexual partner how you will be fucking them that night.

girl: how will you love me?
boy: hard and rough

by lesbiabbird May 15, 2020

my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014

pls like me back

LIKE ME BACK FUCKING DUMBASS

HEY MAMAS, PLS LIKE ME BACK NOW— I'VE BEEN SIMPING ON YOU FOR LIKE MANY MONTHS NOW FAWKING DUMBASS

by my mom fucked your mkm November 28, 2020

Hand me my iron

A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.

When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.

by JonMphy April 21, 2003

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005

"Here's a quarter now blow me"

A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you ....

Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge
Me: "Here's a quarter now blow me"

by ErikTheBeast February 21, 2006