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Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.]

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.
Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.
by TheSmokeBloke August 15, 2008
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bitch face slag hoe

"Yo dawg did u see that gal"

"Yeh she a bitch face slag hoe"
by cowbaby April 7, 2009
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Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger
Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!
by MoeChama November 7, 2010
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I will kick you in the face.

Term used predominantly by white girls whenever they feel threatened or offended.
Person 1: Tomorrow, I'm going to tell him what you said about Omar.
Person 2(presumably a white girl): If you do I will kick you in the face.
by oboelord'95 January 2, 2010
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Resting cunt face

Male version of Resting Bitch Face

Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying
"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"
by Jaznn Le January 31, 2018
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Your moms your face

by Mike November 27, 2003
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This face wants on my iPhone

The implication that someone is experiencing phone envy, related to your newly acquired iPhone 4.
This face wants on my iPhone!
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