Blue ball bar talk

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.

Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk

by Connorc2 December 14, 2014

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

Your not licking my balls

its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you

man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?

by the man 789 February 18, 2009

ass fuck shit balls

An expression used when some thing happens. Usually used in a slight amount of frustration, or annoyance.

Ass fuck shit balls, I have to work this weekend.

by penguin156 August 24, 2009

titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006

Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky

Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

by Mr Mc MoMo December 5, 2011

Silly little slime ball

When some one is being a silly little slime ball
This phrase can be used in many different contexts such as

“Stop being a silly little slime ball”

“Stop being a very silly little slime ball”

“Quit being a silly little slime ball”

“I wanna suck your silly little slime balls”

by ShaqcocOnile June 30, 2022