National Sexathon Day

On January 1st you must go on a sexathon (Sex Marathon) by having sex for the entire day with as many partners as you would like

Hey Jessica, do you wanna join me and Erica for National Sexathon Day?

by Dirty Bob December 29, 2018

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)

Dude it’s National Hair Day!

by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019

Heng-nation

A cool guy named Heng, who is asian. Can only be used if he is wearing glasses. Heng-nation gets a lot of attention from girls.

Is that Heng-nation over there with the glasses?

by Davidmanden October 11, 2022

National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

National ass pic day

Day where you send ass pics to ppl who ask

Yo babe its national ass pic day.

by Men on toast April 19, 2020

National Breeding Day

October 15 is national Breeding day

“hey, did u hear? is national breeding day!”
“yeah! cant wait to get home and get my boyfriend to cream pie me”

by driding October 15, 2022