Hair of the girble that bit me

ingesting anything that will help you forget what happended the previous night.

Luis: Tony what's wrong with you?
Tony: I need some of the hair of the girble that bit me?
Luis: What?

Tony: Give me anything that will help me forget last night.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Fuck me under the hot sun

What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.

Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.

by I am Hitler September 22, 2019

show me your tits day

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.

hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day

by 42428 November 17, 2018

let me try on your shoes

This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged

Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice

by chicken connoisseur2 February 13, 2017

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

by fr3q July 3, 2012

She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008

but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014