Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

Still loving you

Best Scorpions song of all time

Time
It needs time
To win back your love again
I will be there
I will be there
Love
Only love
Can bring back your love someday
I will be there
I will be there
Fight
Babe, I'll fight
To win back your love again
I will be there
I will be there
Love
Only love
Can bring down the wall someday
I will be there
I will be there
If we'd go again
All the way from the start
I would try to change
The things that killed our love
Pride has built a wall, so strong
That I can't get through
Is there really no chance
To start once again?
I'm loving you
Try
Baby, try
To trust in my love again
I will be there
I will be there
Love
Our love
Just shouldn't be thrown away
I will be there
I will be there
If we'd go again
All the way from the start
I would try to change
The things that killed our love
Pride has built a wall, so strong
That I can't get through
Is there really no chance
To start once again?
If we'd go again
All the way from the start
I would try to change
The things that killed our love
Yes, I've hurt your pride and I know
What you've been through
You should give me a chance
This can't be the end
I'm still loving you
I'm still loving you
I'm still loving you
I need your love
I'm still loving you
Still loving you, baby
I'm still loving you
I need your love
I'm still loving you
I need your love
Hoo!
I'm still loving you
I need your love
Hoo!
I need your love

by Surimelly April 29, 2021

Russian Love Poem

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

Jesus loves you

A term used by people that are intending to steal from a store.

Hey, how are you?

Good thanks, Jesus loves you!

Ok

*Steals from store*

by buzzmonke October 17, 2022

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Eva loves Tom

This is a very Rare disease where you will start stalking him on Snapchat , looking at photos of him, dreams about going to his house, playing with his goat, doesn’t have a monkey ?, you snap him a lot , and haven’t stopped liking him since you started high school. ( this will only happen to you if your name is Eva )

Girl- I’ve got the Eva loves Tom

Girl2 - ohhhh no!!!!!

by 123iseeall! January 8, 2021

Love hate relationship

Josh and Ruby

Josh and Ruby are in a love hate relationship

by anonymous August 7, 2021