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Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place
"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
by 2167 December 20, 2020
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jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
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Disco-Jesus

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.
Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus
by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 15, 2010
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Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.
I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?
by Joreth November 16, 2011
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Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.
Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!
by Pray4rain October 24, 2010
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pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.
My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.
by Jessica June 13, 2005
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brown jesus

when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
by hick101 October 20, 2010
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