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skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.
ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"
by Foebane October 10, 2013
mugGet the skank mongermug.

Bro Skank

Derived from the terms bro and skank.
Means a person - usually a male - who forgets/ignores his friends (brothers) for a member of the opposite sex. The person that the friends are being ignored for are usually sluts or 'easy'.
Guy 1: "Hey, you've stopped talking to Jack"
Guy 2: "Actually, he stopped talking to me."
Guy 1: "Bro skank?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
by SofaKingBored March 15, 2011
mugGet the Bro Skankmug.

skank playing

When you play a game without paying any attention or playing a game while doing other things like watching tv or eating
Oh my god I was skank playing so hard last night I ruined my whole save on fallout 4.
by Skankplayingqueen September 18, 2016
mugGet the skank playingmug.

Skank-tafied

a person acting like a skank or has/dresses in a sluttish ways .
Nilla'BluStarrz; Do you see that girl over there . Look what she is wearing !?!

Scriibblesz; Omg she should not be wearing shorts that goes up her ass crack.

Nilla'BluStarrz; I Agree ! She looks very skank-tafied
by Nilla'BluStarrz October 9, 2010
mugGet the Skank-tafiedmug.

Skank Squatter

Someone who sleeps with a person and then won't leave the house.
"That skank squatter fucked me the other night and now i cant get her to leave."
by Scrotal Torsion July 29, 2021
mugGet the Skank Squattermug.

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
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Mank Skank

A person who smells like a stray cat and acts like one
"Oi you see that dick head over there with the wonky eyes and looks homeless"
"YEH mate I do what about him"
"well he looks like a bit of a MANK SKANK"

"OH yeh he does aswell "
by Marmiteboy November 3, 2016
mugGet the Mank Skankmug.

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