leg flex

To have sex with someone, get a leg over

I was feeling like a mad tug, but i decided to call up my bitch instead for a bit of leg flex. She then said no so i had to drain the main vein instead!! fuck it

by Shank D O Double G January 16, 2008

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Get legged on

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

by Liberalslayer289 May 29, 2023

Pussy Legs

Pussy legs is when you have so much hair on your legs that your legs are hairyer than your Pussy

Damn you got some Pussy Legs.

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

Skinny legs

A girl who is named Paula

"Look its skinny legs paula"

by potatonesss January 28, 2018

laughter legs

A rare condition experienced by some females during spates of intense laughter. Laughter legs are most commonly triggered by a hilarious joke. During an episode, the legs will wiggle, twitch, or squirm vigorously and uncontrollably, sometimes causing harm to the individual or to others in the vicinity of the legs. Further risks exist if the episode occurs while standing upright, causing the individual to thrust forward at high speeds in the direction they happen to be facing. There is no known cure, although studies indicate sadness is an effective treatment.

Where the hell did Christine run off to?
Relax, she's just got the laughter legs. She'll come back.

Dude, how did you get that concussion?
I was resting on a girls lap. I made a joke and she got the laughter legs.

by Manzillaa September 26, 2017

Nunchuck Leg

When a tibia and fibula both break and the person takes weight off that leg and the lower section of the leg swings like a nunchuck they have suffered what can only be medically described as 'Nunchuck Leg'

Connor McGregor went to take a step back, as he takes weight off his leg it's obviously broken by the way it swings like a nunchuck - he has suffered Nunchuck Leg

by #1 Troll July 11, 2021