special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

Gustaf special

A term typically used in Xbox group chats when someone really wants a blowjob

“Awww I’d really love a blowjob right now”

“do you mean a Gustaf special?”

by Big Iran August 2, 2020

cockmeat special

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017

sofres special

To pleasure oneself with the phone whilst running data/reports.

The young placement alleviated her boredom with a sofres special.

by Peter 89 July 5, 2006

special check

Someone who collects a SSI check ($700) once a month; for being mental handicap "retarded"

That boy don't really hustle hard like he claims. He gets a special check every month.

by ALY dont ppllaayyy June 25, 2017

Haus Special

A term coined in late thirties Nazi Germany referring to a torture technique used by SS guards wherein they would insert a riding crop or other such implement forcefully into a prostrate prisoner.

"What happened to Heinrich?"

"He got a visit from the SS last night and they gave him the Haus Special."

by jgoebbels March 18, 2009