The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

salty cock

when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock

ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!

by 444ngelll May 1, 2023

The Salty Seafoam

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!

Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!

by Briney January 16, 2023

salty vanilla

Is a different word for semen, Jizz or Cum

Liza your brother got his salty vanilla all over my face

by Salty vanilla July 15, 2019

Salty Bozo

Someone Who Cums Pure Salt

Hey Tobi Your A Salty Bozo

by JadeSnoww October 27, 2022

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Salty Weenie

A person who being salty and a weenie at the same time.

Caleb is being a really salty weenie.

by Allybone11 June 29, 2016