Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024
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bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.
That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.
by bageler123 October 01, 2015
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nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere September 01, 2019
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nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere September 01, 2019
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Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
by Jimmiiiiiiii December 07, 2019
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Bagelling

Using compliments to butter someone up so that they can share whatever they're eating
OMG are you bagelling me for my ice-cream?!
by That Gen Z kid April 08, 2024
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bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis
"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"
by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 24, 2023
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