mom and dad

when a couple is so cute they resemble your mom and dad 💪🏼 GOALSS

"OMG Jack and Madison are so cute! They are my mom and dad!"

by yabitchwhoknows January 7, 2016

Your mom

the most effective phrase to piss someone off.

someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

by satanic ninja January 28, 2004

my mom

A racist and homophobic person that abused her children

I hate my mom

by Stanp1harmony June 27, 2021

soccer mom

Derogatory and insulting term for a female yuppie.

She drives a minivan or an SUV. While she drives, she watches movies on the DVD player. She holds a Starbucks Coffee and babbles on the cell phone while driving.

She has an attitude of entitlement, and is even more pushy than a New Yawwk Jew. She names her daughter Cassidy, Madison, Taylor, Bergman, or Sasquatch. She always votes for Hillary Clinton because she is wealthy enough to shield her income from taxes. If her name is Karen or Judy, she changes it to Taylor or some other masculine name.

Jackson is a soccer mom. Stay out of her way when she drives, and hang on to your wallet when she votes.

by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007

ur mom

a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags

"i want to kill you for being a total idiot."

"well, uh, ur mom!"

by m0rph3us August 15, 2004

your mom

An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.

Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..

by Yoor Mom May 3, 2003

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 13, 2004