One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.
by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020
Get the Lord Shittermug. An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.
Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!
by Kboomboom June 5, 2018
Get the Lord Calvertmug. Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.
by Dland February 15, 2014
Get the lord evanmug. Sierra wettstein
by Stockyboy15 May 1, 2016
Get the lord thotmug. The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.
by Balls out for Bantu September 30, 2016
Get the Lord Protectormug. The Perky Lord is a legendary folklore character from the Kent Boy's Tale, "Perc 30's." This character controls everything that happens while the user is in the Perc realm. One enters the Perc realm by ingesting any type of Percocet, including Perc5's, Perc10's, and Perc30's. While in the Perc realm, the Perky Lord has complete control over everything. You will be lifted from your body and will sit fifty feet in the air above your active body with the perky lord. You will observe all that happens to your self while perced out. Only a select few make it back to their bodies but those who do will be able to say they have met the Perky Lord.
T-Berry: Doinklo! Is that you? Thank god, I thought the Perky Lord was going to hold me captive forever!
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.
by The Kent Boys November 17, 2019
Get the Perky Lordmug. Someone who is both a Hypeman and a Hypebeast. They make it a goal to sow hype at whatever event they are called to.
Person 1: “Did you go to David’s party last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah! There was an insane hype lord on the scene.”
Person 1: “Man, that guy was so hype.”
Person 2: “Yeah! There was an insane hype lord on the scene.”
Person 1: “Man, that guy was so hype.”
by Pope hits griddy December 29, 2022
Get the Hype Lordmug.