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Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.
My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Laugh Job

The act of giving a handjob and giggling.
My chick was so high last night that she ended up giving me a laugh job.
by H the Molester July 8, 2011
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blim job

(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.

Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.

Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.

Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.

Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.

"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010
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Jeb Job

When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.
I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.

My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.

Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
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Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay
Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs
by 30 inches June 26, 2021
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Rotten Job

when a guy is getting a blow job behind a dumpster at a fast food place, or vise versa a guy eating out a girl behind a dumpster.
damn Myra you gave me a good rotten job.
by gabeezy swag November 14, 2011
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