Duck Nuggets

When you get up to use the restroom and leave your girl lying in bed. As you enter back into the room....you turn your back to her, squeeze your legs together with your cods bulging out of the back, and woddle like a duck toward her. Normally, you whisper "nuuuggets" as you do this.

I went home with that guy from the bar, Daryll, last night. I was asleep and heard the toilet flush. I barely opened my eyes to see.....and saw him backing up towards the bed with his testicles about to burst out of between the back of his legs.....he was whispering "nuggles or nuggets" or something. I dont even think he knew I was awake. I am terrified and hope I never run into him again. Duck Nuggets.

by Rolly Fingers March 7, 2008

cuck and duck

To have sexual intercourse, typically of an adulterous or clandestine nature, quickly followed by exiting the immediate situation or the entire relationship.

Synonyms: Nut and cut, drip and dip, sex-it and exit

He's cute but I don't think he likes me like that so I'm finna cuck and duck

by spudfucker December 5, 2016

duck tape

Duck tape is NOT a mispronounciation of duct tape. Duck tape is the original name of the tape from when it was first invented and used by the military. Only, when people started using duck tape to repair ducts, it got the name duct tape.

Duck tape sucks for repairing ducts because it falls off after a while. The officially recommended tape for repairing ducts is foil tape.

Duck tape is used in movies extremely often. A few examples:
- Panic Room
- American Pie: The Wedding
- Frailty

The comic boot error has a healthy obsession with duck tape!

by Bloopy April 1, 2006

Holy Duck

When someone types Holy Fuck in thier iPhone and it auto corrects to Holy Duck

Holy Duck, that's ducking stupid

by JCarfagno December 23, 2008

Fuck a Duck

Much like Oh Shit but not said near as loudly. Used when something goes way wrong.

You spill a hot cup of coffee, you exclam "Fuck a Duck"

by Beeatrice April 6, 2010

Donald Ducks

A term used to indentify Double D's on a Girl

John:"you see those donald ducks on that girl over there"
Steve: "hell ya those boobies are big as fuck"

by cdadck May 1, 2010

Fuck a duck

The term used by people when realising a mistake that can not be rectified and would mean doing the task from scratch. i.e. Sticking a note on a floppy disk and holding it down with a magnet.

An unfortunate incident meaning the need to outburst a comment to show the annoyance of the person in question.

Sandy: wakie wakie, time to get up sunshine its finals day.
Rachelle: What time is it? I got to get to physics test by 9.
Sandy: sorry its 10, you looked so peaceful sleeping I thought you deserved a lay in.
Rachelle burring head in pillow: Fuck a duck!

by tomlizard June 10, 2010