zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!

Ted did a zombie dick last night

by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009

hover zombie

Jesus Christ, in reference to the proposition that he not only died, and subsequently was reborn, but also was capable of flying back up to heaven.

Under 'religion' on my profile, I put that I had accepted the hover zombie into my heart.

by Dave Z. September 27, 2007

Zombie Movie

A movie featuring a group (Zombies) who, by some transmitable cause, infect others or kill them. In most zombie movies the zombies also eat the living. Some movies can be debated to be zombie movies like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Many zombie movies have been deemed ridiculous in recent years because of the remakes of "Dawn of the Dead" and the Zomedy "Shaun of the Dead." It could be argued that zombie movies became ridiculous after countless grindhouse flicks during the 70s, and specifically the "Evil Dead" films. The cause of zombies in each film is different, usually pertaining to the era the film was made in. "Night of the Living Dead" was radiation, and during the Cold War the threat of radiation by the atomic bomb was a serious concern. In a more modern setting "28 weeks later" the zombies have virus, much like modern biochemical weapons.

"Want to see a zombie movie with me?"
"no, those are ridiculous"
"I dunno, I think this new one really speaks to the fears of my generation"

by imarshall14 June 30, 2007

Zombie Lie

A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!

Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."

by Nascarking24 February 23, 2015

Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.

(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.

by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

Clunge Zombie

A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.

Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"

by Troe April 19, 2010

Zombie Fag

Someone who actually believes in zombies and actively seeks to protect themselves from an assumed zombie apocalypse.

"She can't marry him, he's a zombie fag!"

by stepdadjeff January 2, 2012