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redneck shiva

An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"

Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022
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Rednecked bitch

A redneck that is also a bitch
Also used as a funny nickname or an insult to a redneck
by Austyn and hannah May 3, 2018
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redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
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Redneck Tantrum

A person who punches walls shortly after being dumped.
Yo, you hear about how that one Redneck punched the wall after his girlfriend left him?

Yeah he had a Redneck Tantrum
by PegasusMX May 27, 2018
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redneck day

A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.

Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”

“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
by Soap taste good March 1, 2019
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Redneck wonderland

My god they have beer at walmart! Its a redneck wonderland...
by Mr Bean January 11, 2019
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Greenlandic Redneck

Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq
by B1I6T9C3H January 11, 2021
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