Bus Legs

leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns

lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance

*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*

"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"

by vnb3 May 15, 2014

cock legs

Like sea legs, bit wobbly after a trip over the ocean. cock legs indicates one is a bit unsteady on their feet following a cock-ride....

or is struggling a bit during a session as they are not yet fully warmed up or broken-in enough to accommodate a huge cock..

sorry, bit unsteady, aint got me cock legs on yet.

by gonk lover May 7, 2018

Pussy Legs

Pussy legs is when you have so much hair on your legs that your legs are hairyer than your Pussy

Damn you got some Pussy Legs.

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

Get legged on

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

by Liberalslayer289 May 29, 2023

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019

lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.

Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.

by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020