Piglet Jones

person who eats alot

Hes so fat, i call him piglet jones

by joemes May 1, 2005

coty jones

Shit streaks caused by anal leakage

I got a "Coty Jones" in my boxers.

by Joey motherfuckin jones December 23, 2016

Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.

I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.

by john bull May 22, 2003

Keith jones

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020

Hollywood jones

A lyrical name for a conceited lyricist who has been destined to change this world with his lyrics

A lyrical theme is a Hollywood Jones movement

by Hollywood Jones December 25, 2016

Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.

I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.

by Kee_Th February 14, 2014

carl jones

Baddest Man on the Planet

Man i wish i was as cool as Carl Jones

by @noregerts July 13, 2018