Traffic Car

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

by itzt August 10, 2019

Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.

Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017

Car-douchian

Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car

What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.

by Sizzomer Whizzite August 28, 2009

Car Boombox

When the car beside you decides to put on the radio and pump it up to max volume so that everyone walking and driving can hear, usually occurs at red lights.

Bill: Hey did you hear that new song by Drake?

John: Yeah, I heard it on the last night while I was walking home

Bill: Car boombox?

John: Yup

by TheCrazedOne August 10, 2013

Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them

Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!

by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009

Car shower

Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.

Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.

by amberlynn531 July 1, 2011

car plucked

car plucked"-violently pulled from your car while driving, & possibly forced into the trunk of another car. just think about what it would be like to get kidnapped from your car while you are driving, that's car plucked.

while i was drving through the parking lot, kevin & derik jumped in front of my car, pulled my drivers side door open, ripped my seat belt off, put the car in park, & car plucked me.

by tylermariee February 19, 2011