Tit Fucker

A useless, ineffectual person aka a moron.

Hey give your balls a tug you tit fucker.

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

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chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.

Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

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Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021

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sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

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fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

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A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

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