shit head

you

ur a shit head

by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020

Oopsie head

when you are giving oral/vanilla sex to the wrong person

"I went to a party with my boyfriend, and after a few drinks, I gave oopsie head."

by vicgin July 22, 2015

head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.

1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"

by itseggtime January 21, 2021

Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

Watermelon Head

Big ass head

Gina got a big ass watermelon head on top of her neck.

by Jsbdjdeksn June 16, 2018

Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

bussin' heads

Charging an obscene amount of money for products, goods, offerings, or services

Yo bruh, shawty said dude was bussin' heads for his e-content. He needs to price the price down a bit... it's rough out here for a G

by Stealthkin August 15, 2018