potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

Bored Potato

Bored Potato - a potato who is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into an infinite pit of boredom.

Why are you reading this? Go outside or something. Stop wasting your time reading this. Why are you still here?

I am a Bored Potato, I guess. That was random.

by Bored Potato September 16, 2019

Fancy Potato

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017

evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!

Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

by dukas July 14, 2011

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017