Elijah Wood

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.

"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."

by cake wax January 12, 2014

Wood Knot

The out-tray from whence one makes mud. Your rusty bullethole. The Anus.

I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!

I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!

by silvermancow January 17, 2011

Chloe Wood

A girl

Chloe Wood

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

sport wood

To get an erection

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!

by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013

wood pusher

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

by zach June 9, 2004

Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.

"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010