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the purple horse

A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.
'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.
by richieblack September 3, 2016
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Trailer Horse

A horse that you can use as a trailer. Also you can ride it on top of trailers. You can also substitute a bad word and put in trailer horse for it.
Trailers are so out, trailer horses are so in.

What the TRAILER HORSE.
by HOLY TRUCKER June 9, 2009
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horse cock

Hey man, whatcha bring for lunch?

Horse cock sandwich. Want half?

Yum!
by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011
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HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.
by Eric April 11, 2005
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Hobby Horse

To ride someones ass, to bully or intimidate with power; To bugger your subordinates
My boss loves to hobby horse me
by lemony snicket badger October 15, 2008
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War horse

A War horse is a man who is extremely tall and built and muscular. There like a stalion but better there sex drive is unmatchable and there dick is huge and they fuck like kings and make sure you leave pleasured and are also really good guys who acctualy care
Yo! Look at Steven that kids a stalion.
Naw look at that Josh kid now that's a war horse I wanna ride
by Big chappo October 24, 2018
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Cougar Horse

A old cougar who is also a whore or hore
That old lady is sucha Cougar Horse!
by Tgangstermoney September 15, 2011
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