Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .

Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears

by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019

together bears

A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.

OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"

by Gbrayan May 16, 2019

Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.

bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock

by Bear Tank August 2, 2010

bear strength

Brute force that someone uses to lift or move a person or thing when all else fails. Putting all of your speed and power onto something until getting the desired results. Usually ending in some kind of painful injury.

My chevy ran out of gas so I used my bear strength to push it halfway to a gas station, but i had to call my bros to do push it the rest of the way cuz I pulled something in my back.

by Average Bobby June 30, 2009

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

ushanka bear

the highest class of bear that chases its prey.it normally hunts armless children and consume ligma plant.
it live in shreks swamp, northen russia and uganda

Persom: yo you heard what happend to jet
other person:nah i was getting high with ushanka bear

by sexy ligma faggot November 11, 2018