baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.

Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.

by Owan November 24, 2007

nepo baby

Nepo Baby: A child born into exceptional fame, wealth, or influence, whose path to success is largely predetermined by their family's considerable resources and connections. Unlike an average person who may inherit a family trade, a Nepo Baby is groomed from birth to dominate global industries, politics, or social spheres.

She launched a fashion line at 18, but she's a Nepo Baby—her parents really own the industry.

by Thalia_Darkley October 24, 2023

Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017

Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.

During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.

by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020

Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.

We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?

by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009