Devil Car

A car that is unnaturally fast for its age and specification's. Usually JDM cars and old Muscle cars. They sometimes have the tendency to get in multiple accidents.

James: I saw a Devil Car last night.

Mike: What?! No way! Those don't exist. They're just urban myths!

James: I'm telling you! It was too fast to be a normal car! It shot past me like a bullet! it had to be going over 200 mph!

by Kranes of Kekistan June 28, 2018

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

car-tastrophe

The tragic event that occurs when, after purchasing a car or other vehicle, you realize that you have made the wrong decision. This typically follows a carnundrum.

My husband, after months of deliberation, bought the wrong car. He went from a carnundrum to a car-tastrophe.

by Rebecca Mackinlay April 25, 2008

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019

Car-douchian

Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car

What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.

by Sizzomer Whizzite August 28, 2009

Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.

Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017

Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.

Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel

by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021