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hobosexual 

A person with sexual affinities toward homeless people. At least one regional variation means to prefer sex on a moving freight train.
Derrick's going under the overpass again tonight. He's such a hobosexual.
hobosexual by Leefy Greans July 20, 2008

hobosexual 

To be sexually aroused by homeless people.
Heather you are a hobosexual because you have sex with homeless people.
hobosexual by LaSporgenza33 December 6, 2002

Pomosexual

The label when the word homosexual, bisexual, or heterosexual doesn't fit the description. Pomosexual is short for Post Modern Sexual. A label made for those that are beyond the words and labels.
John: "Wait, if you're transgender, does that make you homo when you like a guy?"
Charlene: "I'm just awesome and pomosexual like that."
Pomosexual by charto August 13, 2011

the 4/10 rule of homosexuality 

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”

Homosexualism 

Homosexualism VS. Homosexuality.

While homosexuality defines the behavior, homosexualism deals with the teachings and indoctrinations of this lifestyle.

A person does not have to be a homosexual to believe in homosexualty. The mere approval of this behavior from family and friends encourages the behavior and the promotion of this behavior as being a normal and a natural choice and that this behavior some how benefits society without any contraindications such as an increase in crime, suicide or disease which would lead to a societal failure.

With failures in areas of the community such as illiteracy, poverty and poor health, homosexual-ism can ultimately lead to Collectivism. According to Encyclopedia Britannica, "collectivism has found varying degrees of expression in the 20th century in such movements as socialism, communism, and fascism. The least collectivist of these is social democracy".

It also incorporates other belief systems such as buddism, islam, christianity and psychology by philosophical rationalizations and denies any similarities with prostitution, pornography and homosexual child-rape, incest or beastality.

Homosexualism completly depends on political and legal enforcement of anti-discrimination laws, infringement of free speech, infringement on freedom of religion and the decriminalization of sodomy and buggary laws which includes sex with animals.

Homosexualism is a New Age movement in which homosexual people of every color, age and creed believe that all humans have an inherent right to any sexual desire and sexual gratification, by demanding that all human societies accept this behavior as a new beginning in an evolutionary process for the greater good of all mankind.
Homosexualism:

1 : The belief in homosexuality as an acceptable, philosophical way of life.

Homosexual:

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex.

Ism:

1 : a distinctive doctrine, cause, or theory

2 : an oppressive and especially discriminatory attitude or belief <we all have got to come to grips with our isms — Jocelyn Elders>
Homosexualism by Awsomescience June 29, 2009

homeosexual 

A person who is in homeostasis with their sexuality. In other words, someone who is completely comfortable with their sexuality, whether they be gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, or anything else.

It can be used as a noun or as an adjective.
Male Friend 1 (Referring to peanuts): And then he told me not to touch his nuts.

Male Friend 2: No homo?

Male Friend 1: I'm homeosexual. I don't need to tell you that I'm straight.

_________________

John and Jack were making out in public. They are homeosexuals.
homeosexual by Josh.F June 20, 2011