Elijah

A player. An absolute chad filled with tons of unregulated swag. Anyone who comes near him immediately orgasms.

dam bruh elija *cums*.
Elijah is so baller.
I beat my dick to Elijah every night bro.

by p tho file January 17, 2021

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Elijah

𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙟𝙖𝙝(how people describe him):Fat;Nice;Not dirty minded unless you are;The best roaster you will ever meet

Elijah is that fat dude over there!

Elijah roasted (insert a person’s name) earlier and they got in a fight

Elijah is the NICEST,he let me sit with them at lunch today

by •••666••• November 22, 2019

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Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.

Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.

by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 24, 2021

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