Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things

ea are always poking pockets

by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021

poke

Secret code word for smoking while in smoking prohibited locations such as school, church, or Lisa's house.

"this sermon is BOGUS man, let's poke"
"The bitch is home, let's go poke out back."

by Oxycodiene June 25, 2008

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw

Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.

by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012

Poking Chin

1. The act of titi-fucking a girl so hard that the head of your dick pokes her in the chin, making her head bounce up and down.

2. Another name for titi-fucking.

EXample 1:
J: "Guess what!?"
C: "What?"
J: "I was poking chin with your sister last night!"
C: " Fuck You.."
J: "HAHAHAHA"

Example 2:
J: *from across the room* " DUDE I WANNA POKE YOUR SISTERS CHIN!!!"

S: " Go ahead! Good for you!"

S and J : "hahhahaha"

J: *slaps C in the face

by mr.meister0902 February 19, 2011