National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

National send a booty pic day

National send a booty pic day is held on july 4th..so send a booty pic to a friend or who ever.

Its national send a booty pic day so send a booty pic.

by Business John G July 4, 2020

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

national boyfriends day

national boyfriends day is on 2 of august right after national girlfriends day

person: have u posted your bf today?
person2: no why
person: it’s national boyfriends day

by eemy121 August 1, 2021

National booty pic day

It’s October 11 which means...Send someone you know a booty pic..or send someone random idc

Hey it’s national booty pic day.Send me one

by Dxxr October 11, 2020