bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.

Common home boy bitches like me don't front

by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022

Scratch me up the till, Mum

When you are surprised or delighted at something that may excite you. Often used in a sexual manner. British.

Scratch me up the till, Mum, that dress is practically see through.

by Obitch August 31, 2023

Help Me Urban Dictionary is weird

Person 1:Help I now know you can eat frozen semen because of urban dictionary
Person 2: TF? That website is weird AF
Person 3: FR

Help me Urban Dictionary is weird

by Helpgetmeoutofhere February 13, 2023

Do you want me baby?

What a guy says right b4 fucking a horny babe

Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!

by BigCocklover333 October 20, 2020

major bludd for me and my son

Used to make an innocent toy collector give a six inch gi joe figure for a fair price and sometimes free, the user who said "Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son? " Has no son and is using that term to get a figure multiple times.

Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son?

by mrtoyaisle May 17, 2021

Travis-ty 2 stop me

The name you give your NFL fantasy football team after drafting Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs.

OMG, he gave him the Stone Cold Stunner! WHAT A TRAVIS-TY!!!

It was a Travis-ty 2 stop me.

by Acelmer87 September 29, 2020