butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.

My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.

by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog August 19, 2013

butt

your weird stop trying to turn yourself on.

stop searching butt weirdo

by imnotgonnalearn February 23, 2022

Mud Butt

Noun; When the consistency of fecal matter being deposited into the commode is that of Mud.

Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.

Noun; Kendre you take this n it’ll clean your whole system! You’ll be pissing out your ass... You’ll have MUD BUTT for Days!

Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!

by Kendrix_Nolamar August 11, 2018

butt muncher

someone who munches on butts or eats ass

"you're a butt muncher" "alex is a butt muncher"

by gacey wacey February 18, 2022

Butt-knuckler

A straight male that enjoys a finger in his butt during sexual intercourse.

I hear Garrett is a butt-knuckler.

by Manny Weatherton April 25, 2021

butt hug

when small person backhugs tall person but is too small and other person too tall, so butthug

I have her a butt hug today

by intekithual February 18, 2021