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Willi P Syndrome

Willi P Syndrome - wil-e-pee sin-drome noun
1. a condition aquired by patrons due to repeated visits to the popular William Penn Bar in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Characteristics include, but are not limited to:
a. excessive consumption of beverages of the alcoholic sort
b. ridiculously good times with friends
c. staying at the bar hours later than you had originally intended
d. random bouts of dancing and singing
e. frequent creeper sightings
f. a hangover the morning after followed by an immediate and overwhelming desire to return to the Willi P at one's earliest convenience.
The only known treatment for the disease includes additional nights of debauchery at the William Penn.
We need to go get a drink. I'm suffering from Willi P Syndrome, hardcore!
by Amy S. August 21, 2007
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Invisible Food Syndrom

IFS
Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.
*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*
by blahblahmeow April 25, 2009
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Matric-imposter syndrome

When a guy age 13-16 criticizes 17/18 year olds for dating a grade 8 girl...But when they themselves turn 17/18 they immediately start being attracted too the grade 8 girls
“I heard he was talking too the gr8 girls.”
Seriously?He always used too make fun of the older guys who were dating grade 8 girls! Another case of Matric-Imposter Syndrome I guess”
by Dis dat boi April 29, 2021
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Blurry Hand Syndrome

Frantic/desperate masturbation, possibly chronic.

Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"

"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
by fred9999 October 20, 2012
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Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS)

When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.
Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?

Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.
by Louieice22 October 23, 2011
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among us toe syndrome

"hey your toe reminds me of an among us character."
"YOU DON'T HAVE AMONG US TOE SYNDROME DO YOU??"
by Your Mother's Fanny July 8, 2021
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Bratty Princess Syndrome (BPS)

An adult who is spoiled, privileged and as a result throws child-like tantrums when they do not get their way.
Her Bratty Princess Syndrome (BPS)acted up and she threw a tantrum at the thought of having to take the train instead of being chauffeured.
by Lexicon227 April 21, 2016
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