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pastina tumour face

A girl who has back combed blonde hair who loves a drink or two. Serial spewer. Bit of a chunder bird. :) Fancies boys called kev and likes anal beads.
Have you seen that girl over there with the back combed hair puking on the street....shes such a pastina tumour face.
by feegina December 11, 2010
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hot load of jazz in the face

A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.
At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.
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i ROCK your face

1) A play on words, encapsulating charismatic flair in a flirtatious and sultry nature via metaphorical innuendo -- backing you up and drawing you in... all at once.

2) The act of someone impressing, astounding, or entertaining another -- more of an art than a skill...

3) A phrase coined by Jami, queen face-rocker.
"Bringing me an iced tea would totally rock my face right now..."

"Join my army of face-rocking minions and start rocking faces today!" -- Jami, irockyourface.com

"Now that I have the new iPhone, I rock your face!"
by i ROCK your face! September 16, 2009
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face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.
Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.
by antaneous1 September 19, 2006
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I laugh In Ya Face

A phrase coined by what may be the most devastatingly Puerto Rican individual on the planet (Beat that, Ricky Martin!), meant to convey contempt for the individual it is directed towards. This is usually caused by calling sudden attention to someone's face, which is something people put a lot of effort into and are extremely self-conscious about. This phrase was created by inadvertant intellectual Lewis Camacho, which goews to prove the theory that seven thousand monkeys typing on seven thousand keyboards for seven thousand years will eventually create the complete works of Shakespeare.
You actually paid MONEY for that Justin Timberlake CD? I LAUGH IN YA FACE!
by Weeeeeeezull September 15, 2003
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monkey fuck your face

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
by mrgconn August 10, 2018
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