Glen Innes High School

A shithole of a school. Filled with eshay dickheads, durrie smokers a crackhead. An absolute shitshow. If you come here, you're a moron or an eshay cunt nugget.

Random Student #1: "Do you go to Glen Innes High School?"
Random Student #2: "I'd much rather commit seppuku and eat out a penguin's ass."

by Eshay Hater #23 November 19, 2019

summit hill junior high

A bunch of ghetto ass kids who think they cool as shit but are annoying af. the girls are all ugly as fuck and want attention and the guys are all PE try bards that get 0 bitches

Drew: Damn girl you ugly as hell you must go to summit hill junior high
Kate: Yep!

by bo0bies May 3, 2022

High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.

look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!

by additheallergy May 6, 2023

Indian River High School

A wack ass school with no money. Freshmen fuck in the auditorium, there's rats, roaches and Mr. Joppy. The only good thing about the school are the fights, and a few teachers. My boys Jerry and Kyle rock.

"Indian River High School is fucking nasty, did you see all those roaches bro?"

by Theguywiththeflowercrown September 23, 2019

Saint Viator High School

A presumably prestigious school where the grades are high but the students are sometimes higher. Based in Arlington Heights, Illinois, Saint Viator High School is 100% a waste of money. The only thing going for the school is their food because that shit is mad decent. Other than the food, the administrative staff locks down the place like a prison and if you caught wearing slippers you get dress coded. Most people think that the kid’s at viator are prestigious academic nerds with daddy’s money but that’s not the case. Most of the school is on scholarship because they can’t afford the tuition and that’s why the shit school has no air conditioning. However, I can say that the students are much more than that! The guys are absolutely useless to society and 90% of the girls are broads. The school is full of roaches and one time someone even saw a centipede so clearly the pesticide isn’t working. That’s not all going for this school though, in fact, people around illinois call the place saint vapers instead of viator because if you were to walk up to a student and ask for nic, 87% of the people have one on them. Other than that, the school is run like a prison full of half-awake students waiting to finish their 4 years.

Guy: Yo what school do you go to?
Girl: Saint Viator High School
Guy: Oh shit that sucks, you mad fine tho u tryna fuck?
Girl: hell yea

by anothershittystudent March 5, 2022