Dirty Betty is when a fat chick turns hot and sexy, loves to give oral and licks every last drop of cum like it is frosting, while moaning with happiness.
by TittyTakerTank August 29, 2021
Get the Dirty Bettymug. when you take a shit and you are constipated - it comes out slow but leaves a lot of shit behind to wipe.
I thought id never get off the toilet. I finally let out a dirty tortus and had such a dirty ass i used all the toilet paper.
by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014
Get the dirty tortusmug. by Sharky3 April 20, 2020
Get the Dirty farrellmug.
Get the The Dirty Flatsmug. Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.
Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
by troconn July 8, 2007
Get the dirty kirtmug. When you are having sex on the beach, pull your dick out, roll it in the sand, and stick it back in.
by dickdarrel May 13, 2016
Get the Dirty Shrimpmug. by it.is.what.it.is June 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Darwinmug.