maddy and maria in love

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works

"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."

by Maddy King December 28, 2007

Tire Loving Fag

Someone who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at"

"Shut up boy im looking at tires"

"But why?"

"Because Im a fucking Tire Loving Fag"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

the love glove

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.

last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried

by kklfkdflsex July 7, 2010

You're love cabbage!

you just don't understand it's a Jersey Thing! derrogatory

oh you're white trash, "you're love cabbage!"

from the episode of south park where New Jersey was taking over the whole U.S.A.

by shaggyluv October 21, 2010

Strawberry Love Pudding

Bloody cum, jizz, semen, etc.

I jacked off to hard and shot strawberry love pudding.

I dropped a needle in my cock and cut something, then I jacked off and I shot strawberry love pudding.

by SEXYWORDDEALER October 10, 2008

love me love my dork

its the hottest guy in middle skool, the cutest, the nicest, the most senistive, the hottest did i mention this , a lot of girls crushes, mi lover lol maria, and the subject of a lot of convos.. and i love him soo much!

omg love me love my dork! we love him soo f'in much well i do as u all no

by cmor April 24, 2005

i love acid

I love acid is a retard cuck that is very gay and very retarted. This person is also very racist.

Dude you’re such a i love acid loser!

by Youareverygayandretarted July 27, 2020