Give my balls a heada

A discrete way of saying 'suck me off' or 'suck my dick'.

"Hey bby, wanna come give my balls a heada"

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

that made my balls stiff

A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.

Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!

by MEGAMIND420 December 9, 2020

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle

Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

by PoonNugget May 29, 2010

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

by spuggeddie January 13, 2011

Cheddar cheese ball drip

When you spread your cum all over your balls and then drip the cum on your balls on to her.

My boyfriend cheddar cheese ball dripped all over me last night.

by CoochieMan420 October 1, 2020

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009