Love

A pointless waist of time. It never lasts. In my experiences anyway...

Do u believe in love?
No, i don’t because it causes pain and misery...

by Macho cowboy April 17, 2019

True love

True love is a myth that your parents tell you about at a young age so you will forever think you will meet your soul mate, we both know that is not true. It will never happen.

You will never meet your true love. Stop trying.

by SkyeWithAnE March 23, 2019

punch drunk love

is when you get so drunk that you fall in love with every girl, but no one wants a part of you because you are an emotional drunk wreck. basically your drunk and in love but you really are just a nutball.

max is so sexy, to bad hes such a punch drunk love. he flirts with every girl but only finger blasts them.

by mr cool ice June 8, 2011

Mississippi Love Slide

Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up.

You ever hear of a Mississippi Love Slide?

by Yeeter3000 November 20, 2021

Love's simpliest rules.

Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.

girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.

by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011

i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

lyndon love loogie

The act of anal sex between two males; Namely the Giver (Meat) and receiver (Lyndon). The giver conducts the anal enjoyment until ejaculation, whereby he lets fly into his own mouth, while the receiver holds his own buttocks open in a gaping manner. The giver then will play with the "Love Loogie" in his mouth, then slowing let the warm stringy mass leech its way into the receivers opened anus.

Meat pounded Lyndon with such ferocity that he left Lyndon’s hole gaping open and red. Underpants Gnome who was watching with such joy, said; "Give him a Lyndon Love Loogie". Meat did exactly that. He Came into his own Mouth, played with the Jizz and then let it slowly fall into Lyndon awaiting anal cavity.

Lyndon yelled out in joy of the warm mass falling slowly into his goose-pimpled body.

by E-Nigma August 30, 2008