Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.

Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.

by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022

Pull Up Them Grades

A deragatory roast that usually implies you have low grades.and you need to higher them typically used by very studious people aswell

Pull up them grades let’s go yes sirrr.

by Poor man Antoine April 29, 2019

pulled a damian

When a white guy thinks that white people experience racism the same way black people do.

Person: ew ur white
White person: ew ur black
Innocent bystander: this mf white guy just pulled a damian

by the watcher 38 December 20, 2021

pull a fat oskar

When someone leaves without saying anything.

I'm gonna pull a fat oskar on my wife
Oskar pulled a fat oskar yesterday.

by fatoskar February 27, 2018

Pulling a Niff

The duplicitous act of claiming you're going to do something with full intention immediately followed by falling off the planet all the while continually giving updates stating you're on the way in a place you are actually not even near inevitably ending up at the Crazy Cowboy.

Jennifer said she was going to visit Sydney this weekend, but didn't, as expected (duh). She must have been Pulling a Niff.

by JAS Ian November 6, 2009

pull a cloud

To take a hit from the bong.

Hey Steve let’s smoke a joint. Nah I’d rather pull a cloud from the bong!

by Louudog May 11, 2018

Tractor Pulling

A fun and challenging sexual activity involving two men. One man inserts his penis inside his partner's anus. The catcher than clenched his anus as tight as humanly possible as the pitcher drags him around the fraternity house.

Hey bro, did you see Chad and Larry tractor pulling last night? They set a new house record of 17 meters. It was fucking epic!

by Dingus Flap McChode July 26, 2017