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I love dick

A book written by someone who states they're a lesbian, but the title suggests otherwise.
I love dick, politically correct people have tried to ban it.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.
I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!
by Nick January 24, 2004
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I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.
by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021
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Kiana and Cristianna Love

Loving someone so much you can tell each other anything and you do everything together. Kiana and Cristianna love is the strongest love you can have for another person. Kiana and Cristianna love is spending each and every moment together, sharing special memories, being closer then any other people could ever be, and being there for each other.
Kiana and Cristianna have that special Kiana and Cristianna love for each other <3 I love you love!!!!
by Cristianna January 6, 2008
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Cuban Love Child

the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.
by Paul the great April 2, 2008
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i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom
suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)
by samara paisley May 9, 2020
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love at first sight

1. Occurs in Wegman's parking lots at ungodly hours of the night, many present, but after eyes meet, there is a feeling of warmth and satisfaction inside...that will always be there.
"DUDE, Lindsay and Dave are over?"
"Yeah man"
"But those two were like in love at first sight."
"Those feelings are still there, it just can't work out right now"
by Hell Raiser November 11, 2006
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