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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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baby girl

a girl who is so cute and innocent but at the same time you just want to breed her and fuck her brains out
it’s me i’m a baby girl 🩷
by prettymachine August 19, 2023
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baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021
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Gay Baby

An insult used during a game of fortnite or any other activity.
by grrrrrboi July 16, 2018
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Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.
God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.
by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024
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fomo baby

a myth that when babies crouch and look between their legs it means a new sibling is coming.
"my daughter be holding her bottle at 3 months she a fomo baby."
by Dracula blahblahblah November 14, 2023
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Baby Borgwal

Also known as our lord and savior. But also is a god at fifa with his identical twin. Baby Borgwal has polydactl, hence he is very disabled guy, who is crazy at basketball cus he fouls every item. He identifies as a pterodactly
by KP1900 May 19, 2024
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